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AMx
UPDATE: Regrettably events have forced the Chancellor to upgrade herself to @Queen_Europe
UPDATE 2: Under intense pressure from the European press corps, the authorities have reinstated @Angela_D_Merkel. Alles in Ordnung ist.
FINAL UPDATE: In order to comply with the mysterious protocols of the Twitter-police, @Angela_D_Merkel has been permanently upgraded to @Queen_Europe. I need a drink.
UPDATE: Regrettably events have forced the Chancellor to upgrade herself to @Queen_Europe
UPDATE 2: Under intense pressure from the European press corps, the authorities have reinstated @Angela_D_Merkel. Alles in Ordnung ist.
FINAL UPDATE: In order to comply with the mysterious protocols of the Twitter-police, @Angela_D_Merkel has been permanently upgraded to @Queen_Europe. I need a drink.